I just don't put effort into these anymore. Vote no on 103, 104, 105 and 106. Yes on 102. Yes on affordable housing and clean energy. email@example.com
Pat is sick. He doesn't have energy to write a summary. But this is mostly about beating RSL 4-1. Email firstname.lastname@example.org
Guys, this game was really boring and two people got hurt. Listen if you feel like it. Don't if you don't. Morrisonicpod@gmail.com
Pat and Pete are having a hard time caring about soccer this week. Bear with us. Gaytheist is an AWESOME band. Email your questions to email@example.com,
Sorry about missing the pod after Houston but we were super busy exercising and burying people!! Email firstname.lastname@example.org
Does anybody actually read these? Pat and Pete rev new a much needed 2-0 game against a, let's face it, pretty bad Colorado team, then talk some Thorns, go around MLS and preview a winnable game at Houston. Email us at email@example.com. Get off Twitter, it's run by assholes.
It's late, if you don't like a segment, fast forward. Get off twitter, it's bad for you and run by tools. Email us questions at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Pat had his eyeballs lasered out yesterday so Pete had to describe the game to him, then we talked about Deuce placing out waaaay to early into his decline (20:45) and then preview a winnable game in unwatchable Foxborough (29:30). Stay off social media, kids. Those companies don't love you like we love you.
We don't watch soccer to be sad. Get off Twitter and Facebook, they're run by assholes. Email email@example.com
Pete and Pat gather late night to discuss the egg laid in SKC, then field some questions and preview a home rivalry game against Seattle. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or slip a question to @backofficegavin on Twitter and he'll get it to us through a little bird.
Tell 3 people you love them today and get rid of absolutely everyone in a position of power in the City of Portland. Being off twitter is great, thanks. email@example.com
Pete calls Pat from Sausalito (yep, it's another remote) to talk about a 2-1 loss to Vancouver at home, then discuss USOC's non-finding of racial abuse against LAFC, the TA's flag decision and finally do a quick preview of Wednesday's game against DC. Don't look for us on twitter, we quit that cesspool and we're not going back. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Pat calls Pete one last time to recap a 3-0 win against Philadelphia (6:00), talk about Vytas leaving, Villafana returning and Melano as well (not in the face!) (23:20) and the do a quick preview of Vancouver (44:50). Email us at email@example.com. Don't ask about Twitter. We quit Twitter. It's full of Nazis.
Pat calls a still recovering Pete from Sao Paulo to talk about Adi's swan song in a win over Houston, talk about some random nonsense including Alphonso Davies' record setting transfer (22:00) and then preview next weekend's game at Philadelphia (46:00). Listen, this is not the one we'll be submitting to the podcasting hall of fame. email firstname.lastname@example.org if you know a good scrappy commercial real estate person who know the inner east side and wants to do a small project for a person who will give them 5 referrals in the next 2 years.
Pat calls Pete to recap a bummer of a tie against Montreal, go around MLS (30:30) and preview a game against Houston (48:00). Email email@example.com or tweet @morrisonicpod.
Pat and Pete convene over Skype to talk about our first loss in forever at LAFC, then dive into three topics that, let's be honest, we never should have addressed while we were this tired (19:00) - we stand behind our opinions even if maybe we didn't argue them articulately - and then finally Pete previews Saturday's game against Montreal while Pat says "Uh, yeah, ok" because he is very tired and doesn't know anything about Montreal (37:30).
Pat calls Pete from India to record the fastest Morrisonic ever (spoilers: it turned out to be a pretty normal length) and talk about a SCINTILLATING 0-0 tie against best in the West LAFC (0:45) then talk Thorns and around MLS (21:05) and preview ANOTHER game against LAFC in the US Open Cup quarterfinals (33:15). Email morrisonicpod
Pat and Pete reconvene VERY late in the week to talk about a victory over San Jose (3:15) some assorted nonsense about the World Cup, Thorns and MLS (17:00) and preview TWO games against LAFC (52:00). This week's Morrisonic brought to you by Adventure Time https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtXai0H0nGw
Pete returns from the Morrisonic Retreat and Motorboat Center to recap the game against Seattle, then we do some World Cup nonsense (33:00) and end with a preview of this weekend's game against San Jose (48:45). Holy crap Boogie just signed with the Warriors. RIP Blazers. What is dead can never die. @morrisonicpod firstname.lastname@example.org
Pat's back from England to talk about a USOC win over LA, a scintillating 1-1 tie against Uhlanna (4:45), some World Cup nonsense (34:00) and preview a rivalry game against stupid Seattle (45:30). This week'd episode fake brought to you by The Toffee Club. Email email@example.com or tweet @morrisonicpod
Have the file was corrupted and we have real jobs, so you missed 20 minutes of Pete's analysis of a 0-0 tie against SKC and 2 minutes of me calling some of you racists. You get listener mail and the world's most half assed USOC preview. Tweet @morrisonicpod or email firstname.lastname@example.org. Seriously though, if you boo Adi going in or out of games, we don't want you.
Guys, it's our second pod of the week, don't expect it to be good. @morrisonicpod email@example.com
Pete raises his energy level at the end of a long day to tell Pat what happened in that 1-1 draw against LA, then about how Seattle still stinks and finally a quick preview of the USOC. Then some listener mail that ends with some marriage talk that goes off the rails because, let's be honest, who knows anything about anything. Tweet @morrisonicpod or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Pat calls Pete to talk about a win over Colorado, check in on the stupid sounders and do a quick preview of LA. Pat tried out some dating material but it is too hard to do bits without eye contact so he bailed. Sorry. @morrisonicpod email@example.com
Pete and Pat absolutely puncture what was a massive depression ridden 3 days for Pat by reliving a win over LA, making fun of Zlatan, answering 37 questions from Sean Spencer and previewing Colorado. THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!!!!! @morrisonicpod firstname.lastname@example.org