Pat & Pete forced themselves to the microphones despite some stuff going on in Portland that really drove home how inconsequential soccer is. Sorry. Tweet at @morrisonicpod, email email@example.com.
Pete humors pat to record a THIRD take of this week's podcast and keeps it quick by blazing through Montreal before previewing this Saturday's game against Seattle. Tweet at us @morrisonicpod or email us firstname.lastname@example.org. You can give us a 5 star review on iTunes but it won't make a damn bit of difference. Tell your friends!
A very sleepy and punchy Pat calls an even sleepier Pete to talk about that stupid game against stupid Atlanta, Merritt bro'ing it up on Twitter, NWSL news round up and previewing Montreal. If you made it to the ad, you had to listen to Pat vamp for 3 minutes trying to remember the name of Mark Mulcahy's new album The Possum in the Driveway (https://markmulcahyhq.bandcamp.com/album/the-possum-in-the-driveway) THE FACT THAT I AM TIRED AND STUPID DOESN'T NOT DIMINISH HOW GOOD THIS ALBUM IS PLEASE LISTEN TO IT. Tweet at Pat @morrisonicpod or email us at email@example.com. Tell your friends to listen, rating us on iTunes accomplishes absolutely nothing, that whole thing is a desperate scam by podcast networks to prove their value to naive talent. Good night.
Pete takes the reins and hosts an all stats special episode with Soccermetrics' Howard Hamilton and special co-host, everyone's favorite person to Ask a Ref about, McG! Pat didn't listen before posting because he was already late getting it uploaded so there's no more information about what's in the episode! I hope they didn't use any profanity! Tweet @morrisonicpod or email firstname.lastname@example.org.
NOTE: WE LOST THE LAST 5 MINUTES OF THIS POD BECAUSE PAT IS AN IDIOT. Pat helps Pete in his convalescence by talking about a pretty brutal loss at San Jose, then Pete cheers Pat up by saying some hopeful things about the Thorns and then we hope together that we don't get shellacked by slumping Atlanta. There was a decent riff about people wanting you to be sadder about something bad because it is a faster path to emotional intimacy, but then we realized the recording had cut off, so you'll have to take my word for the fact that it was pretty profound. Tweet at Pat @morrisonicpod or email us at email@example.com.
Pete comforts Pat on move-out day by recapping a (mostly?) adequate tie at Dallas, then they do a segment that would have been more effective if Pat could keep StubHub and SeatGeek clear in his addled brain, then finally a rushed preview of stupid San Jose. Tweet age appropriate dating advice at Pat @morrisonicpod and send validating fan mail to firstname.lastname@example.org