Pat and Pete talk about a meaningless preseason loss to Dallas and a very very very meaningful 4-1 stomping of the Red Bulls (5:00), then talk about preseason expectations for Savarese (21:30), then Pat gives a completely garbled explanation of GAM/TAM/TAM2 (Electric Boogaloo) (31:30) and Pete gives a less garbled review of offseason TAM usage (38:00), then some hair talk and finally a rushed review of US Soccer financials (50:30).  Email morrisonicpod@gmail.com or tweet @morrisonicpod.  

Pete gives 30 minutes (30 MINUTES!!!) of analysis on an utterly meaningless preseason game against Houston.  I know!  I didn't even watch it!  I had trouble even thinking of questions to ask him.  Email morrisonicpod@gmail.com or tweet @morrisonicpod if you want in on a replica Greek-American club Savarese jersey.

Pete ane Pat try to get through their various maladies to recap the preseason test against the Stupid Sounders, then talk a little about the latest USSF clickbait, talk about the new jerseys in Vancouver and Seattle and then Pat ruins the podcast by sharing terrible things about the state of podcasting.  Listen to this interview with Kaniela Ing. Email us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com, tweet @morrisonicpod.

Appled pod data: https://www.wired.com/story/apple-podcast-analytics-first-month/

WNYC is run by jerks: https://www.thecut.com/2018/02/at-wnyc-an-uncertain-path-out-of-scandal.html

Kaniela Ing is a good dude: https://overcast.fm/+GUIq3uPVA

Pat and Pete cap off a very busy soccer week by once again half heartedly going through a list of things they wrote down on the whiteboard as they happened and now don't exactly remember the details of!  Email morrisonicpod@gmail.com or tweet @morrisonicpod, and buy an issue of StreetRoots.