Pat & Pete come back from vacation to complain about the new bag policy at Providence Park, preview Orlando, decide whether we love Nagbe more than we hate Klinsmann (answer: Nagbe) and have a longish conversation about what's wrong with youth soccer (answer: Klinsmann).  Like us on iTunes.  Follow @morrisonic on Twitter.

Pat & Pete interrupt their respective spring breaks to talk about the RSL game for waaaaaaay longer than usual.  Pete does some stats work on game stoppage and who is ending possessions for the Timbers.  Pete worries about Lucas while Pat is already excited about Maddox.  Follow us #morrisonicpod.  Write us a review on iTunes.

Pete & Pat try to recover from a very MLS-y loss in San Jose, preview always-dangerous-even-if-currently-mediocre RSL, do an ad for a survey about superfund cleanup in Portland Harbor, cover some statistics on opening month form and its correlation to final position AND start what is going to be a long ongoing conversation on US Soccer's mismanagement of the women's game.  All licks will be tweeted @morrisonicpod.  Follow us, fools!!!! 

Pat & Pete bask in the glow of a home opener win over Columbus, look forward to a potential rock fight at San Jose, spend some more time with the schedule and take a first stab at explaining the roster rules.  Program note: Pat decides after 10 boring minutes discussing the roster rules that this is a topic best spread out over multiple episodes and basically bails on the segment.  Learning!  Follow us @morrisonicpod!

Pat & Pete reconvene to try to draw some meaning from preseason, look over the schedule for the season, run through the starting line up and say mean things about Darren Mattocks! All that plus the world's most Portland-y endorsement for local Mayoral candidate and season ticket holder Jules Bailey.  Also we have a new Eurotrash theme song!! Follow us @morrisonicpod!