Pat calls Pete to talk about his man Asprilla's electric performance in an otherwise pretty miserable 2-2 tie against the stupid Sounders, then talk kitten season and then do a half-hearted, late-night, Pete-is-on-a-business-trip kind of half ass preview that SKC deserves.  Call your Senators if you live in a state that matters and tell them to act like goddamn human beings for once in their miserable lives. @morrisonicpod morrisonicpod@gmail.com

Holy cow it is hot in this office.  Pat and Pete recap a TERRIBLE game at Minnesota, try to get to the bottom of this dang stadium expansion deal (23:455) and mostly just talk in circles because this is a terrible topic for a quick-hit podcast and then try to manufacture some enthusiasm for the upcoming hack-fiesta against Seattle (38.10) that will almost certainly hinge on some questionable reffing decisions .  Bring on the NBA draft!!!!!

Pat & Pete brave the heat to spend 20 GODSDAMN MINUTES talking about that stupid game against stupid Colorado, then talk about another stupid game against doubly stupid Seattle, then plug City Liquidators, then go Around MLS and finally preview a game against Minnesota, home to the late great Paul Wellstone and the second greatest state in these United States of America.  @morrisonicpod and morrisonicpod@gmail.com

Pat & Pete talk about a very encouraging 2-0 win over Dallas, try to hold back the tears of joy over Valeri's interview in Street Roots, preview a T2/S2 showdown in the USOC 4th round game tonight, and preview next weekend's game against Colorado, the team and also the actual location.  Listen on Overcast! Tweet at us @morrisonicpod or email us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com.

Pete & Pat finally get a win to talk about, Pete asks Pat some random questions, Pat recaps being an old dude at a protest and Pete previews Dallas!  On Twitter we are @morrisonicpod and you can email us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com.