The Timbers are back . . . to MLS average!!! We'll take it! @morrisonicpod email@example.com
Pete and Pat scarf down lunch and talk through a very promising road win over Toronto, then Pat gives his all-time Blazers staring 11 and Pete finishes by telling us what to expect against RSL this weekend. Go Blazers! Tweet @morrisonicpod or email firstname.lastname@example.org
Pete lets Pat talk about Blazers and then sneaks in some MLS talk. @morrisonicpod email@example.com
It's a short one because a dog ruined the first take, but it's pretty good anyway! @morrisonicpod firstname.lastname@example.org
Pete and Pat finally have a game in which there is some flicker of good news and we spend most of it complaining about blown penalties. That's life. That's what all the people say. @morrisonicpod email@example.com
Pete makes Pat come to the office to talk about that absolute stinker of a game. Look, we had to record it. No one's making you listen to it. @morrisonicpod firstname.lastname@example.org
Pete and Pat do an actual honest to god quick one. Use this link to post public comment on freeway expansion. https://nomorefreewayspdx.com/publiccomment/
Pete calls Pat to talk about a game against the galaxy that we do not have high hopes for. Then . . . some other stuff. @morrisonicpod email@example.com
Look, I had to hold a mike the whole time and I couldn't look at my notes. Listen to the Cincinnati part and then bail. I won't get mad. @morrisonicpod firstname.lastname@example.org
Listen, Pete said we were in a hurry and it threw the whole thing off. I prepared for the US women's lawsuit for a long time but we put it off because of the rush, so if you're here for that come back next week. @morrisonicpod email@example.com. Stay off Facebook, those guys are assholes. Support local podcasts.
We gotta find a way to keep these things under an hour. BY like the 30 minute mark, Pat checked out completely. We'll try better next time. @morrisonicpod
There are like three swear words in here but your kids have heard worse. Got to the Soccer Touchdown party at Beulahland tomorrow at 3! @morrisonicpod firstname.lastname@example.org
Hey, it's your pal Pat here. I swore once halfway through the pod and I am too tired to find and bleep it. Consider yourself warned. Tweet @morrisonicpod Email us at email@example.com. Stay off Facebook, those guys are assholes.
Pat calls Pete from India where he is surrounded by happy families on vacation and is acutely aware of the wreckage that is his own personal life but thankfully almost immediately changes the subject to talk bout meaningless preseason games and some other crap. Get off social media people, those people don't love you. Email us firstname.lastname@example.org or tweet @morrisonicpod which will very soon be taken over by Pete.
Pat and Pete keep getting those pre-seasons reps. Pat's back on twitter for like another 3 days @morrisonicpod. Twitter is still bad for you and it's still run by idiots. Email us at email@example.com.
LISTEN I KNOW I SAID I WOULD PUT THE THEME SONG BACK IN BUT I LEFT THE BACKUP DRIVE AT WORK AND I'M TIRED. Email is at firstname.lastname@example.org. Stay off social media, those guys are assholes.
Listen, we're all a little rusty and it has been a really, really busy month so if you've never listened to Morrisonic maybe wait until early March. Deal? Deal. Email us at email@example.com
Pete was bored and Pat is up for it. firstname.lastname@example.org
Listen guys, it was a good season. More than we could have hoped for! We knocked stupid Seattle out of the playoffs! But that game . . . it was a bummer. Hey Fox, please learn how to broadcast a soccer game. email@example.com
Listen, if I have to tell you what this episode is about, I don't know what you're doing here. If you're an Atlanta fan here for the week, I tried really really hard to be nice. Email firstname.lastname@example.org
Pat calls Pete from Brazil to talk about a surprisingly uplifting 0-0 tie at home in Game 1 of a home/away series. Guys, I like our chances. Get off Facebook, it's bad for you, and it's run by scumbags. email@example.com.
Pete and Pat hit the studio at 11 on Thursday night to immediately celebrate a playoff series win OVER STUPID SEATTLE and a key performance by MY MAN DAIRON ASPRILLA. Email firstname.lastname@example.org.
SEATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please vote. Please. email@example.com