There are like three swear words in here but your kids have heard worse. Got to the Soccer Touchdown party at Beulahland tomorrow at 3! @morrisonicpod email@example.com
Hey, it's your pal Pat here. I swore once halfway through the pod and I am too tired to find and bleep it. Consider yourself warned. Tweet @morrisonicpod Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Stay off Facebook, those guys are assholes.
Pat calls Pete from India where he is surrounded by happy families on vacation and is acutely aware of the wreckage that is his own personal life but thankfully almost immediately changes the subject to talk bout meaningless preseason games and some other crap. Get off social media people, those people don't love you. Email us email@example.com or tweet @morrisonicpod which will very soon be taken over by Pete.
Pat and Pete keep getting those pre-seasons reps. Pat's back on twitter for like another 3 days @morrisonicpod. Twitter is still bad for you and it's still run by idiots. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
LISTEN I KNOW I SAID I WOULD PUT THE THEME SONG BACK IN BUT I LEFT THE BACKUP DRIVE AT WORK AND I'M TIRED. Email is at email@example.com. Stay off social media, those guys are assholes.
Listen, we're all a little rusty and it has been a really, really busy month so if you've never listened to Morrisonic maybe wait until early March. Deal? Deal. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Pete was bored and Pat is up for it. email@example.com
Listen guys, it was a good season. More than we could have hoped for! We knocked stupid Seattle out of the playoffs! But that game . . . it was a bummer. Hey Fox, please learn how to broadcast a soccer game. firstname.lastname@example.org
Listen, if I have to tell you what this episode is about, I don't know what you're doing here. If you're an Atlanta fan here for the week, I tried really really hard to be nice. Email email@example.com
Pat calls Pete from Brazil to talk about a surprisingly uplifting 0-0 tie at home in Game 1 of a home/away series. Guys, I like our chances. Get off Facebook, it's bad for you, and it's run by scumbags. firstname.lastname@example.org.
Pete and Pat hit the studio at 11 on Thursday night to immediately celebrate a playoff series win OVER STUPID SEATTLE and a key performance by MY MAN DAIRON ASPRILLA. Email email@example.com.
SEATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please vote. Please. firstname.lastname@example.org
Pat and Pete hit the office early to review a 2-1 won at Dallas and preview SKC, the Timbers' most likely playoff opponent. Email your questions to email@example.com
Listen, I have a call in 3 minutes and I'm trying to get this posted. firstname.lastname@example.org
Kyle Beckerman can pound sand. I used to put more in here for the metadata but I don't think anybody searches that way. Email questions to email@example.com
I just don't put effort into these anymore. Vote no on 103, 104, 105 and 106. Yes on 102. Yes on affordable housing and clean energy. firstname.lastname@example.org
Pat is sick. He doesn't have energy to write a summary. But this is mostly about beating RSL 4-1. Email email@example.com
Guys, this game was really boring and two people got hurt. Listen if you feel like it. Don't if you don't. Morrisonicpod@gmail.com
Pat and Pete are having a hard time caring about soccer this week. Bear with us. Gaytheist is an AWESOME band. Email your questions to firstname.lastname@example.org,
Sorry about missing the pod after Houston but we were super busy exercising and burying people!! Email email@example.com
Does anybody actually read these? Pat and Pete rev new a much needed 2-0 game against a, let's face it, pretty bad Colorado team, then talk some Thorns, go around MLS and preview a winnable game at Houston. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Get off Twitter, it's run by assholes.
It's late, if you don't like a segment, fast forward. Get off twitter, it's bad for you and run by tools. Email us questions at email@example.com.
Pat had his eyeballs lasered out yesterday so Pete had to describe the game to him, then we talked about Deuce placing out waaaay to early into his decline (20:45) and then preview a winnable game in unwatchable Foxborough (29:30). Stay off social media, kids. Those companies don't love you like we love you.