Pete calls in one last time from vacation in Wisconsin to talk to Pat about the loss against LA (1:00), send our love to Nat Borchers (15:00) do an ambivalent ad for bike sharing(23:15) and then extend that ambivalence to the all star game (26:30), then preview the game against stupid Kansas City (30:10)! Rate us and subscribe on iTunes, listen on Overcast, hit us up on Twitter @morrisonicpod. 

Pete calls in from Wisconsin to recap a 3-1 win over Seattle, talk about the impact of Brexit on MLS, bid a fond farewell to Adam Kwarasey and preview what will hopefully be the last time we ever see Nigel DeJong!  This week's episode fake brought to you by Stetson and the Portland Outdoor Store!  Subscribe and rate us on iTunes! List on Overcast!  Follow and tweet at us @morrisonicpod

Pat & Pete drop the theme song this week (thanks a lot call recorder software update!) so that Pete can call in from the lobby of a Westin in Chicago to talk Montreal, plug an upcoming Ian Karmel show (15:20), come to the defense of good writer Jay Caspian Kang's bad article on MLS supporter culture (16:45) and preview the upcoming DER-bee against Seattle (26:55).  Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast, follow and tweet at us @morrisonicpod

Pete calls in from vacation (sorry about the audio issues) to cheer Pat up, discuss another tie on the road against New York (2:55), half heartedly preview Wednesday night's game against Montreal (13:55), we do an ad for Jim & Patty's Coffee Shop (22:20) and then Pete inadvertently redepresses Pat by asking him to talk narrative (24:10). We put times in this description to see if Jon Big Boy Altschuler will notice!  F

Pat & Pete celebrate America by recapping a thrilling 0-0 tie against the West-leading Rapids, preview next weekend's game against a very weird NY Red Bull (Red Bulls?) team, say farewell to Dairon Asprilla and, finally, Ask a Fake Lawyer wades in on youth soccer teams' class action lawsuit agains 3 MLS Players and the MLS Players Union.  This week's episode fake brought to you by Riyadh Restaurant (1318 SE Hawthorne).  Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast, follow and tweet at us @morrisonicpod.