Pat had his eyeballs lasered out yesterday so Pete had to describe the game to him, then we talked about Deuce placing out waaaay to early into his decline (20:45) and then preview a winnable game in unwatchable Foxborough (29:30).  Stay off social media, kids.  Those companies don't love you like we love you.

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Pete and Pat gather late night to discuss the egg laid in SKC, then field some questions and preview a home rivalry game against Seattle.  Email us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com or slip a question to @backofficegavin on Twitter and he'll get it to us through a little bird.

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Pete calls Pat from Sausalito (yep, it's another remote) to talk about a 2-1 loss to Vancouver at home, then discuss USOC's non-finding of racial abuse against LAFC, the TA's flag decision and finally do a quick preview of Wednesday's game against DC.  Don't look for us on twitter, we quit that cesspool and we're not going back.  Email us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com

Pat calls Pete one last time to recap a 3-0 win against Philadelphia (6:00), talk about Vytas leaving, Villafana returning and Melano as well (not in the face!) (23:20) and the do a quick preview of Vancouver (44:50).  Email us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com.  Don't ask about Twitter.  We quit Twitter.  It's full of Nazis.