Pat calls Pete to talk about a win over Colorado, check in on the stupid sounders and do a quick preview of LA. Pat tried out some dating material but it is too hard to do bits without eye contact so he bailed. Sorry. @morrisonicpod firstname.lastname@example.org
Pete and Pat absolutely puncture what was a massive depression ridden 3 days for Pat by reliving a win over LA, making fun of Zlatan, answering 37 questions from Sean Spencer and previewing Colorado. THERE ARE FOUR LIGHTS!!!!!!! @morrisonicpod email@example.com
Pete and Pat brave the heat to celebrate a 1-0 win over Seattle then preview next weekend's game against LAFC. This week's Morrisonic is brought to you by the Portlander Beer Fermentation Lab in Buenos Aires. Email firstname.lastname@example.org or tweet @morrisonicpod. Take that, stupid Seattle.
Pat calls Pete from Buenos Aires to celebrate a win at San Jose (finally!), talk Thorns, go around MLS and then preview a classic trap game against a TERRIBLE Seattle team that we are probably going to lose because we live in a hell world where any horrible thing that can happen does happen. We're at @morrisonicpod but frankly you should probably leave us alone until Pat's been back for a few days.