Pat calls Pete in Boston to complain about the Blazers, get the 411 on that win against Vancouver (7:30), talk MLS salaries (24:30) and learn a thing or two about this weekend's game against Dallas (34:00)  Give Pat age appropriate dating suggestions @morrisonicpod or morrisonicpod@gmail.com

Pete makes Pat stay late at the office on a sunny Friday because he actually re-watched last weekend's poop fiesta, then some talk about Mallory Pugh, a plug for a book and some delusional Blazers talk.  You paid nothing for this podcast. @morrisonicpod, morisonicpod@gmail.com

Pat and Pete recap a stupid game against stupid SKC reffed by a stupid ref, then talk a little Thorns (24:30) before previewing what will hopefully be a more watchable game against (often stupid but not as consistently stupid) Vancouver (31:05).

Pete and Pat recap a 3-1 win against Philadelphia, celebrate what seems like a pretty good new CBA for the USWNT (16:25), talk easter eggs (25:20) and preview a home game against Pat's least favorite team, Sporting KC (28:25)

Pete & Pat accentuate the positive while discussing a disappointing 1-1 draw against New England, plug Nebraska's preeminent gravel century ride www.bohemianstomil.com (22:00), talk a little Thorns and USWNT (25:25) and preview next week's game against the Philadelphia Union (29:45)  Tweet at us @morrisonicpod or email us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com.