Listen, if I have to tell you what this episode is about, I don't know what you're doing here. If you're an Atlanta fan here for the week, I tried really really hard to be nice. Email firstname.lastname@example.org
Pat calls Pete from Brazil to talk about a surprisingly uplifting 0-0 tie at home in Game 1 of a home/away series. Guys, I like our chances. Get off Facebook, it's bad for you, and it's run by scumbags. email@example.com.
Pete and Pat hit the studio at 11 on Thursday night to immediately celebrate a playoff series win OVER STUPID SEATTLE and a key performance by MY MAN DAIRON ASPRILLA. Email firstname.lastname@example.org.
SEATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please vote. Please. email@example.com
Pat and Pete hit the office early to review a 2-1 won at Dallas and preview SKC, the Timbers' most likely playoff opponent. Email your questions to firstname.lastname@example.org
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Kyle Beckerman can pound sand. I used to put more in here for the metadata but I don't think anybody searches that way. Email questions to firstname.lastname@example.org
I just don't put effort into these anymore. Vote no on 103, 104, 105 and 106. Yes on 102. Yes on affordable housing and clean energy. email@example.com
Pat is sick. He doesn't have energy to write a summary. But this is mostly about beating RSL 4-1. Email firstname.lastname@example.org
Guys, this game was really boring and two people got hurt. Listen if you feel like it. Don't if you don't. Morrisonicpod@gmail.com
Pat and Pete are having a hard time caring about soccer this week. Bear with us. Gaytheist is an AWESOME band. Email your questions to email@example.com,
Sorry about missing the pod after Houston but we were super busy exercising and burying people!! Email firstname.lastname@example.org
Does anybody actually read these? Pat and Pete rev new a much needed 2-0 game against a, let's face it, pretty bad Colorado team, then talk some Thorns, go around MLS and preview a winnable game at Houston. Email us at email@example.com. Get off Twitter, it's run by assholes.
It's late, if you don't like a segment, fast forward. Get off twitter, it's bad for you and run by tools. Email us questions at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Pat had his eyeballs lasered out yesterday so Pete had to describe the game to him, then we talked about Deuce placing out waaaay to early into his decline (20:45) and then preview a winnable game in unwatchable Foxborough (29:30). Stay off social media, kids. Those companies don't love you like we love you.
We don't watch soccer to be sad. Get off Twitter and Facebook, they're run by assholes. Email email@example.com
Pete and Pat gather late night to discuss the egg laid in SKC, then field some questions and preview a home rivalry game against Seattle. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or slip a question to @backofficegavin on Twitter and he'll get it to us through a little bird.
Tell 3 people you love them today and get rid of absolutely everyone in a position of power in the City of Portland. Being off twitter is great, thanks. email@example.com
Pete calls Pat from Sausalito (yep, it's another remote) to talk about a 2-1 loss to Vancouver at home, then discuss USOC's non-finding of racial abuse against LAFC, the TA's flag decision and finally do a quick preview of Wednesday's game against DC. Don't look for us on twitter, we quit that cesspool and we're not going back. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Pat calls Pete one last time to recap a 3-0 win against Philadelphia (6:00), talk about Vytas leaving, Villafana returning and Melano as well (not in the face!) (23:20) and the do a quick preview of Vancouver (44:50). Email us at email@example.com. Don't ask about Twitter. We quit Twitter. It's full of Nazis.
Pat calls a still recovering Pete from Sao Paulo to talk about Adi's swan song in a win over Houston, talk about some random nonsense including Alphonso Davies' record setting transfer (22:00) and then preview next weekend's game at Philadelphia (46:00). Listen, this is not the one we'll be submitting to the podcasting hall of fame. email firstname.lastname@example.org if you know a good scrappy commercial real estate person who know the inner east side and wants to do a small project for a person who will give them 5 referrals in the next 2 years.
Pat calls Pete to recap a bummer of a tie against Montreal, go around MLS (30:30) and preview a game against Houston (48:00). Email email@example.com or tweet @morrisonicpod.
Pat and Pete convene over Skype to talk about our first loss in forever at LAFC, then dive into three topics that, let's be honest, we never should have addressed while we were this tired (19:00) - we stand behind our opinions even if maybe we didn't argue them articulately - and then finally Pete previews Saturday's game against Montreal while Pat says "Uh, yeah, ok" because he is very tired and doesn't know anything about Montreal (37:30).
Pat calls Pete from India to record the fastest Morrisonic ever (spoilers: it turned out to be a pretty normal length) and talk about a SCINTILLATING 0-0 tie against best in the West LAFC (0:45) then talk Thorns and around MLS (21:05) and preview ANOTHER game against LAFC in the US Open Cup quarterfinals (33:15). Email morrisonicpod