Pete says I have to tell you this one is particularly sloppy. We didn't do a season in review yet, maybe we won't, we didn't have a good outline for the episode and I was too heartsick to prep anything. If you find a skinny, chatty orange tabby cat with a torn ear in SE Portland, I will grant you three wishes. No qualifiers. Three wishes. Oh, yeah, I swear a lot at the end. I swear now. morrisonicpod at gmail.com, @morrisonicpod
The Timbers lost, the season is over, this podcast is, like, OK. #rctid @morrisonicpod firstname.lastname@example.org
Listen, after a preview like this I need to remind you that this podcast was my idea, I paid for the equipment and I pay for the hosting, so the fact that I was completely silent for Pete's entire preview is not that much of an insult to this collaborative endeavor. morrisonicpod at gmail, @morrisonicpod
Look, I didn't celebrate about Asprilla nearly enough AND we half cover all the important stuff at the end and maybe I'm so used to doing the rushed ones that when we finally have time to prepare we don't and what I'm trying to say is I'm sorry. email@example.com @morrisonicpod
ASPRILLA'S BACK BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! @morrisonicpod firstname.lastname@example.org
Happy 200th episode, folks. Pay Valeri, don't overthink it. email@example.com @morrisonicpod
Stick to sports, kids. @morrisonicpod firstname.lastname@example.org
Never read the comments. email@example.com @morrisonicpod
Listen, it was short and I didn't want to talk about Iron Front stuff because I'm trying to be a good follower and besides it takes all of my energy to pretend to be happy. T shirts are in so hit me up if you have special instructions or still want one and didn't already order. morrisonicpod at gmail
Pat called Pete from London and is trying to get this posted in time to get to a dinner date, but why am I apologizing these things have been slapdash for like ten episodes at least! Also I gave you the theme song back! firstname.lastname@example.org @morrisonicpod
Pete wanted to talk about soccer so I let him, sort of. Email email@example.com if you want a t shirt. @morrisonicpod
We're doing t shirts again, probably red this time. Email Pat at firstname.lastname@example.org if you want one. 20 bucks if you have it
Pat swears three times in the middle, sorry. email@example.com @morrisonicpod
Pat calls Pete from Black Butte to talk about a home win that left everyone bummed out . . . . EVERYONE BUT US!!!! Life is for living, friends! @morrisonicpod firstname.lastname@example.org
Pat calls Pete to FINALLY successfully podcast after MANY ATTEMPTS to talk about beating up on a bad Vancouver team, MLS continued pigheadedness on "political" speech and previewing a game against Chicago where Fire players apparently pick their positions out of a hat. Email us at email@example.com or tweet @morrisonicpod. Also Pat deleted the theme song and needs to get it off a Zip drive he hid back home, so two episodes in a row with no theme. Tweet @gaytheistpdx to beg for a new theme song.
Pat's busy doing t-shirt stuff.
Pete and Pat finally get together in person again to talk about Minnesota, Don Garber coddling white supremacists and Minnesota some more! Also we talk about our sexy sext t shirts of which we have exactly 9 left. Email firstname.lastname@example.org if you want one or tweet at Pete @morrisonicpod.
Pete calls Pat from . . . Jesus H Christ . . . Montana this time? Well, the Timbers beat the holy hell out of LA Galaxy. Email email@example.com with your size and address if you want a rainbow Iron Front Morrisonic t-shirt. I'll tell you later if you owe me any money.
Listen, this was the third time we tried this and the first two times my internet crapped out in the middle so forgive me if I sound like I'm waiting for it to end the whole time. Email us if you want a rainbow iron front t shirt that says Morrisonic. The test is you have to go find our email outside of these show notes.
Sorry about the yelling. Tweet @morrisonicpod or email firstname.lastname@example.org
It's a short one because Pete had family stuff and Pat's skipping the game Thursday to go see Lizzo. @morrisonicpod email@example.com
Pete comes over to Pat's house to celebrate the win against LAFC. Listen if I see that flag again I'm going to lose it. firstname.lastname@example.org @morrisonicpod
Pete comes to Pat's house to FINALLY do a show on Monday as scheduled. I know, I know. Pat says asshole a few times in case that counts as swearing. We live at the end of time and this is all ending badly so enjoy your soccer. Email Pat at email@example.com or tweet at Pete @morrisonicpod.
Pat calls Pete from Mexico City to point out that the world is being ruined by assholes. Also soccer. Also if you want to volunteer for our Hood to Coast team, email Pete at firstname.lastname@example.org or get him on twitter @morrisonicpod. Get off Facebook, they're largely responsible for this fuckery.
Look, there was a lot to cover and we only had 45 minutes and Pete refused to come over.