Dan from Timbros stops by to defend an utterly terrible Star Wars movie while Pat points out the obvious huge flaw that Kylo Ren's potential redemption arc serves no believable purpose other than pointing out why we as a society are all doomed. Merry Christmas. Skip this episode if you haven't seen Star Wars The Last Jedi or you don't like swearing or yelling.
Pete is finally willing to do a podcast and suddenly it's a news bonanza! Darlington to ATL! Diego is MVP! Giovanni is (probably?) our new coach! Plus there's a crazy influx of TAM to talk about. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Don't bother with Twitter, I'm quitting any day now . . . .
Pete and Pat get back together in the same room for the first time in a while to basically ramble about nonsense. This week's episode is brought to you by Portland Community Football Club, which mist assuredly is not nonsense. Email us at email@example.com or bother Pat on Twitter @morrisonicpod.
Caleb Porter is no longer the coach of the Portland Timbers? In what for world we live? What is this world twisted? Tweet at us @morrisonicpod.
Pete and Pat come together to unpack a grim loss to Houston that ended our season, then try to turn it around with 3 Things that made us happy this season (40:00). Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or tweet @morrisonicpod.
Pat and Pete try to make sense of a world without Diego Chara while rationalizing a 0-0 tie and trying to be optimistic about a game in Portland in which fans may be pulled from the stands to play in the midfield. Email us at email@example.com or tweet at Pat at @morrisonicpod.
Pete and Pat discuss the first 4 knock out games (and offer a primer on the playoff structure) and then preview a 2-game playoff series against the Houston Dynamo (30:30). This episode brought to you by Scottie's Pizza. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or talk to Pat on Twitter @morrisonicpod.
Pat and Pete talk about a 2-1 victory over Vancouver, go around MLS with particular focus on THE MASSIVE INJUSTICE BEING DONE TO THE PEOPLE OF COLUMBUS and preview the next game of the playoffs to the extent that is possible. Email us at email@example.com or talk to Pat on twitter @morrisonicpod.
Pat and Pete cover THE THORNS WINNING THE NWSL!!!!, touch briefly on Grandpa Bruce's legacy (9:00), encourage y'all to visit the Gorge (12:40), discuss the Timbers skinning DC United (16:15) and preview a game for all the marbles against Vancouver (36:30). Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or tweet us @morrisonicpod.
Pat is back in the country and misery loves company! Pete joins in a recap of USMNT laying a big egg in Trinidad (or was it Tobago?), then a discussion of equal pay (22:45), then some Thorns playoff talk (33:30) and finally a rushed preview of Sunday's game against DC United (40:00). Tweet @morrisonicpod or email email@example.com.
Pat calls Pete from Brazil on a terrible connection with lousy headphones to recap San Jose (1:30), talk some MLS (21:15), give praise to the Thorns (30:55) and then Pete answers some listener mail by picking a Best 11 with weird rules. @morrisonicpod firstname.lastname@example.org.
Pete and Pat re-record a pod that they already did and lost the night before, but it doesn't matter after a convincing 3-0 win over Orlando City at home (2:20), talk playoffs (15:10) then talk MLS (21:15) and NWSL (33:40), do an ad for @that1polly (43:40) then preview San Jose (44:30) and finally answer some listener questions (52:55)! Tweet us more questions @morrisonicpod or email us email@example.com.
It's raining! Thanks be to the deity of your choice! Pete and Pat celebrate by trying to not overreact to a loss at RSL (2:00), putting a plug in for the less-on-fir-Gorge(19:27), talking random MLS stuff(22:00) and previewing this weekend's game against Orlando(36:10). Tweet Pat @morrisonicpod or email us (let's be honest it's still just Pat) at firstname.lastname@example.org
Pat has to get on a plane in two minutes so figure it out yourself. @morrisonicpod email@example.com
Pat and Pete choke back some Gorge-related tears to preview a game at NYCFC on the tiny rhombus. There is also some other random back and forth. Give money to help support firefighters and restore the Gorge when this is all over (https://gorgefriends.org/donate) Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org or talk to Pat @morrisonicpod.
Pat and Pete are back in the office to celebrate a 1-1 tie in Seattle, talk Thorns roster moves and talk about Dallas and LA falling apart. Tweet at Pat @morrisonicpod and email us at email@example.com.
Pat calls Pete at his mountain retreat to see all the positive news in a 2-1 victory over Colorado (2:00), then they apologize for mispronouncing a player's name for 2/3 of a season (21:05), do an ad for Dean's Car Care and the new Queens of the Stone Age album (22:50) and preview this weekend's game against stupid Seattle (24:00). Tell Pat what else he has been doing wrong @morrisonicpod or firstname.lastname@example.org.
Pat and Pete reconvene in the backyard of Morrisonic Manor to recap a 2-0 win over NY Red Bull(s) (2:30), do an ad for cyclocross (21:45), talk a little more about Vox/SB Nation (24:45), preview a game against Colorado (31:30) and spit on the radio grave of Dino Costa (43:00). Tweet at Pat @morrisonicpod and email us at email@example.com.
Pete and Pat come try to stay positive about a not-as-catastrophic-as-everyone-thinks 4-1 loss at Toronto, talk for a while about an SB nation article and do the world's fastest preview of NY Red Bull at home. Tweet at @morrisonicpod and email us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Pat is sick. Pete does basically the whole podcast. Thanks Pete.
Pete makes a pit stop in Pat's back yard to recap the game against Vancouver two weeks ago (4:00), a tie in Houston (17:20) then mumble about MLS transfers and finish by previewing this weekend's game against LA (41:55) and do a quick ad for Dove Lewis Pet Hospital. Tweet at us @morrisonicpod, email us at email@example.com.
Pete's back, sort of! We talk about the crap fiesta at Civic Stadium last night but we try (try!) to not be too negative, and then talk about an away game at Vancouver. No fake ad. Good vibes for Arlo.
Roscoe and Dan from the Timbros join Pat on his back deck for a Pete-less 2 hour ramble about RSL, Porter in or out and a bunch of other non-soccer related stuff. Pat cut a ~20 minute section on internet dating because after the mics were off, Roscoe convinced him he was wrong THERE IS UNBLEEPED SWEARING SO HIDE YOUR KIDS!
Pete made Pat come into the office right after the game so he could share his anger over a stolen victory. Pat tried to stay awake because Pat keeps farmer's hours. @morrisonicpod firstname.lastname@example.org
Pete and Pat celebrate America by insisting that was a good result in Kansas City, then Pat recommends Portland Drama Club, they do some news around MLS and finish by previewing Wednesday's home match against a very good Chicago team. Follow us @morrisonicpod or email us at email@example.com