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Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)

A weekly podcast about the Portland Timbers, as well as some other stuff.
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Sep 18, 2017

It's raining!  Thanks be to the deity of your choice!  Pete and Pat celebrate by trying to not overreact to a loss at RSL (2:00), putting a plug in for the less-on-fir-Gorge(19:27), talking random MLS stuff(22:00) and previewing this weekend's game against Orlando(36:10).  Tweet Pat @morrisonicpod or email us (let's be honest it's still just Pat) at morrisonicpod@gmail.com

Sep 12, 2017

Pat has to get on a plane in two minutes so figure it out yourself. @morrisonicpod morrisonicpod@gmail.com

 

Sep 7, 2017

Pat and Pete choke back some Gorge-related tears to preview a game at NYCFC on the tiny rhombus.  There is also some other random back and forth.  Give money to help support firefighters and restore the Gorge when this is all over (https://gorgefriends.org/donate) Email us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com or talk to Pat @morrisonicpod.

Aug 29, 2017

Pat and Pete are back in the office to celebrate a 1-1 tie in Seattle, talk Thorns roster moves and talk about Dallas and LA falling apart.  Tweet at Pat @morrisonicpod and email us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com.

Aug 25, 2017

Pat calls Pete at his mountain retreat to see all the positive news in a 2-1 victory over Colorado (2:00), then they apologize for mispronouncing a player's name for 2/3 of a season (21:05), do an ad for Dean's Car Care and the new Queens of the Stone Age album (22:50) and preview this weekend's game against stupid Seattle (24:00).  Tell Pat what else he has been doing wrong @morrisonicpod or morrisonicpod@gmail.com.

Aug 21, 2017

Pat and Pete reconvene in the backyard of Morrisonic Manor to recap a 2-0 win over NY Red Bull(s) (2:30), do an ad for cyclocross (21:45), talk a little more about Vox/SB Nation (24:45), preview a game against Colorado (31:30) and spit on the radio grave of Dino Costa (43:00). Tweet at Pat @morrisonicpod and email us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com.

Aug 15, 2017

Pete and Pat come try to stay positive about a not-as-catastrophic-as-everyone-thinks 4-1 loss at Toronto, talk for a while about an SB nation article and do the world's fastest preview of NY Red Bull at home. Tweet at @morrisonicpod and email us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com.

 

Aug 8, 2017

Pat is sick.  Pete does basically the whole podcast.  Thanks Pete.

Aug 1, 2017

Pete makes a pit stop in Pat's back yard to recap the game against Vancouver two weeks ago (4:00), a tie in Houston (17:20) then mumble about MLS transfers and finish by previewing this weekend's game against LA (41:55) and do a quick ad for Dove Lewis Pet Hospital.  Tweet at us @morrisonicpod, email us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com.

Jul 20, 2017

Pete's back, sort of! We talk about the crap fiesta at Civic Stadium last night but we try (try!) to not be too negative, and then talk about an away game at Vancouver.   No fake ad.  Good vibes for Arlo.  

Jul 18, 2017

Roscoe and Dan from the Timbros join Pat on his back deck for a Pete-less 2 hour ramble about RSL, Porter in or out and a bunch of other non-soccer related stuff.  Pat cut a ~20 minute section on internet dating because after the mics were off, Roscoe convinced him he was wrong  THERE IS UNBLEEPED SWEARING SO HIDE YOUR KIDS! 

Jul 6, 2017

Pete made Pat come into the office right after the game so he could share his anger over a stolen victory.  Pat tried to stay awake because Pat keeps farmer's hours. @morrisonicpod morrisonicpod@gmail.com

Jul 3, 2017

Pete and Pat celebrate America by insisting that was a good result in Kansas City, then Pat recommends Portland Drama Club, they do some news around MLS and finish by previewing Wednesday's home match against a very good Chicago team.  Follow us @morrisonicpod or email us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com

Jun 27, 2017

Pat calls Pete to talk about his man Asprilla's electric performance in an otherwise pretty miserable 2-2 tie against the stupid Sounders, then talk kitten season and then do a half-hearted, late-night, Pete-is-on-a-business-trip kind of half ass preview that SKC deserves.  Call your Senators if you live in a state that matters and tell them to act like goddamn human beings for once in their miserable lives. @morrisonicpod morrisonicpod@gmail.com

Jun 22, 2017

Holy cow it is hot in this office.  Pat and Pete recap a TERRIBLE game at Minnesota, try to get to the bottom of this dang stadium expansion deal (23:455) and mostly just talk in circles because this is a terrible topic for a quick-hit podcast and then try to manufacture some enthusiasm for the upcoming hack-fiesta against Seattle (38.10) that will almost certainly hinge on some questionable reffing decisions .  Bring on the NBA draft!!!!!

Jun 20, 2017

Pat & Pete brave the heat to spend 20 GODSDAMN MINUTES talking about that stupid game against stupid Colorado, then talk about another stupid game against doubly stupid Seattle, then plug City Liquidators, then go Around MLS and finally preview a game against Minnesota, home to the late great Paul Wellstone and the second greatest state in these United States of America.  @morrisonicpod and morrisonicpod@gmail.com

Jun 13, 2017

Pat & Pete talk about a very encouraging 2-0 win over Dallas, try to hold back the tears of joy over Valeri's interview in Street Roots, preview a T2/S2 showdown in the USOC 4th round game tonight, and preview next weekend's game against Colorado, the team and also the actual location.  Listen on Overcast! Tweet at us @morrisonicpod or email us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com.

Jun 5, 2017

Pete & Pat finally get a win to talk about, Pete asks Pat some random questions, Pat recaps being an old dude at a protest and Pete previews Dallas!  On Twitter we are @morrisonicpod and you can email us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com.

May 30, 2017

Pat & Pete forced themselves to the microphones despite some stuff going on in Portland that really drove home how inconsequential soccer is.  Sorry.  Tweet at @morrisonicpod, email morrisonicpod@gmail.com.

May 25, 2017

Pete humors pat to record a THIRD take of this week's podcast and keeps it quick by blazing through Montreal before previewing this Saturday's game against Seattle.  Tweet at us @morrisonicpod or email us morrisonicpod@gmail.com.  You can give us a 5 star review on iTunes but it won't make a damn bit of difference.  Tell your friends!

May 16, 2017

A very sleepy and punchy Pat calls an even sleepier Pete to talk about that stupid game against stupid Atlanta, Merritt bro'ing it up on Twitter, NWSL news round up and previewing Montreal.  If you made it to the ad, you had to listen to Pat vamp for 3 minutes trying to remember the name of Mark Mulcahy's new album The Possum in the Driveway (https://markmulcahyhq.bandcamp.com/album/the-possum-in-the-driveway) THE FACT THAT I AM TIRED AND STUPID DOESN'T NOT DIMINISH HOW GOOD THIS ALBUM IS PLEASE LISTEN TO IT.  Tweet at Pat @morrisonicpod or email us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com.  Tell your friends to listen, rating us on iTunes accomplishes absolutely nothing, that whole thing is a desperate scam by podcast networks to prove their value to naive talent. Good night.

May 14, 2017

Pete takes the reins and hosts an all stats special episode with Soccermetrics' Howard Hamilton and special co-host, everyone's favorite person to Ask a Ref about, McG!  Pat didn't listen before posting because he was already late getting it uploaded so there's no more information about what's in the episode!  I hope they didn't use any profanity!  Tweet @morrisonicpod or email morrisonicpod@gmail.com.

May 9, 2017

NOTE: WE LOST THE LAST 5 MINUTES OF THIS POD BECAUSE PAT IS AN IDIOT.  Pat helps Pete in his convalescence by talking about a pretty brutal loss at San Jose, then Pete cheers Pat up by saying some hopeful things about the Thorns and then we hope together that we don't get shellacked by slumping Atlanta.  There was a decent riff about people wanting you to be sadder about something bad because it is a faster path to emotional intimacy, but then we realized the recording had cut off, so you'll have to take my word for the fact that it was pretty profound. Tweet at Pat @morrisonicpod or email us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com.

May 1, 2017

Pete comforts Pat on move-out day by recapping a (mostly?) adequate tie at Dallas, then they do a segment that would have been more effective if Pat could keep StubHub and SeatGeek clear in his addled brain, then finally a rushed preview of stupid San Jose.  Tweet age appropriate dating advice at Pat @morrisonicpod and send validating fan mail to morrisonicpod@gmail.com

Apr 26, 2017

Pat calls Pete in Boston to complain about the Blazers, get the 411 on that win against Vancouver (7:30), talk MLS salaries (24:30) and learn a thing or two about this weekend's game against Dallas (34:00)  Give Pat age appropriate dating suggestions @morrisonicpod or morrisonicpod@gmail.com

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