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Morrisonic: A Podcast About the Portland Timbers (Mostly)

A weekly podcast about the Portland Timbers, as well as some other stuff.
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May 14, 2018

Pete and Pat brave the heat to celebrate a 1-0 win over Seattle then preview next weekend's game against LAFC.  This week's Morrisonic is brought to you by the Portlander Beer Fermentation Lab in Buenos Aires.  Email morrisonicpod@gmail.com or tweet @morrisonicpod.  Take that, stupid Seattle.

May 7, 2018

Pat calls Pete from Buenos Aires to celebrate a win at San Jose (finally!), talk Thorns, go around MLS and then preview a classic trap game against a TERRIBLE Seattle team that we are probably going to lose because we live in a hell world where any horrible thing that can happen does happen.  We're at @morrisonicpod but frankly you should probably leave us alone until Pat's been back for a few days.

Apr 30, 2018

Pete and Pa do, I know we say this a lot lately, a very rushed preview of this weekend's game against San Jose and then some stuff that is even more rushed.  Thanks to Andy Freed and Justin (aka Hootie Smirf) for doing better prep on the #somepity allstars than we did.

Apr 24, 2018

Pat was in such a good mood following the 3-0 win over NYCFC that he completely forgot to eulogize his beloved 2017-18 Blazers, maybe next week.  We also nod in agreement at each other over @themkriz's question as to whether the Winterhawks appropriation of Native American iconography is OK (spoilers, it isn't) and the go around MLS! Email morrisonicpod@gmail.com and @morrisonicpod.

Apr 21, 2018

There's swearing in this one.  Apparently we swear now.  Pete lets Pat talk about the Blazers for like 25 minutes, and then about himself for like 25 minutes.  It really was a dream project.  There's like 2 minutes of soccer content at the hour mark, but if I were you, I would skip this one.  Although we establish in this one that I really am kind of a gloomy Gus.  This is Pat by the way.  Pat from Morrisonic.  @morrisonicpod morrisonic@gmail.com

Apr 17, 2018

Pete rushes back to the office to do - let's be honest - the most rushed pod in recent memory, but hey . . . . a win is a win and a Monday pod is better than a Friday one. @morrisonicpod morrisonicpod@gmail.com

Apr 9, 2018

 - - - - WARNING: I noted 3 f-bombs as we recorded this but could only find 2 to bleep when I edited. Then I found it at 1:53 but only after the original file was corrupted, so live with it. - - - -   Pat and Pete head straight back to the office after a crushing 3-2 collapse against the grossest franchise in soccer, then talk about cycling trainers and do a preview of what is sure to be a glorious victory over Minnesota in our home opener.  Pat's back on Twitter @morrisonicpod, and you can email us to get more info on Zwift (or anything else) at morrisonicpod@gmail.com.  Hail Hydra.

Apr 5, 2018

الحمد لله ! Pete is back in town so we can finally pod in the same room, and we use the time to review a tie on the road, go around MLS (19:45) and preview a game against Orlando, our new least favorite team in MLS (30:00).  Email us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com or tweet into a Pete-managed void @morrisonicpod.

Mar 29, 2018

Pete skypes in from Spain to recap a game against Dallas (5:05) that he claimed he didn't remember and then does about 20 minutes off the top of his head with no help from Pat before previewing Saturday's game at Chicago (29:00).  Don't bother tweeting @morrisonicpod because Pete won't check it.  Proof of life available via email at morrisonicpod@gmail.com

Mar 12, 2018

Pat and Pete close the office window to try to find something nice to say about that game, then talk about both kids of cats, Black Metal and Bodega, then talk a little Thorns and MLS before previewing the game against Dallas in two weeks.  Email us at morrisonic@gmail.com or look at cats @morrisonicpod.

Mar 5, 2018

Pete and Pat try to find the bright side in a 2-1 loss in LA, go around MLS and finish with a preview on NYRB, who didn't play an MLS game this week and have 10 new players, so are essentially unknowable. Fitch's paradox, people!  Eat at Mekong Bistro at 82nd and Siskiyou!!! Email morrisonicpod@gmail.com or tweet @morrisonicpod.

Mar 2, 2018

Pat and Pete stay late to wrap up preseason, review every stupid jersey in the stupid league (21:35) and preview our season opener against the Galaxy (48:45)!  Tweet @morrisonicpod or email morrisonicpod@gmail.com

Feb 23, 2018

Pat and Pete talk about a meaningless preseason loss to Dallas and a very very very meaningful 4-1 stomping of the Red Bulls (5:00), then talk about preseason expectations for Savarese (21:30), then Pat gives a completely garbled explanation of GAM/TAM/TAM2 (Electric Boogaloo) (31:30) and Pete gives a less garbled review of offseason TAM usage (38:00), then some hair talk and finally a rushed review of US Soccer financials (50:30).  Email morrisonicpod@gmail.com or tweet @morrisonicpod.  

Feb 16, 2018

Pete gives 30 minutes (30 MINUTES!!!) of analysis on an utterly meaningless preseason game against Houston.  I know!  I didn't even watch it!  I had trouble even thinking of questions to ask him.  Email morrisonicpod@gmail.com or tweet @morrisonicpod if you want in on a replica Greek-American club Savarese jersey.

Feb 6, 2018

Pete ane Pat try to get through their various maladies to recap the preseason test against the Stupid Sounders, then talk a little about the latest USSF clickbait, talk about the new jerseys in Vancouver and Seattle and then Pat ruins the podcast by sharing terrible things about the state of podcasting.  Listen to this interview with Kaniela Ing. Email us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com, tweet @morrisonicpod.

Appled pod data: https://www.wired.com/story/apple-podcast-analytics-first-month/

WNYC is run by jerks: https://www.thecut.com/2018/02/at-wnyc-an-uncertain-path-out-of-scandal.html

Kaniela Ing is a good dude: https://overcast.fm/+GUIq3uPVA

 

 

Feb 2, 2018

Pat and Pete cap off a very busy soccer week by once again half heartedly going through a list of things they wrote down on the whiteboard as they happened and now don't exactly remember the details of!  Email morrisonicpod@gmail.com or tweet @morrisonicpod, and buy an issue of StreetRoots.

Jan 23, 2018

Pat and Pete brave the rain to do, let's be honest, not the tightest 45 minutes you've ever heard.  Email morrisonicpod@gmail.com or tweet @morrisonicpod.  Watch Baskets, you filthy animals.

Jan 17, 2018

Sick Pat and formerly sick Pete get together to discuss the fact that nothing has happened yet.  Watch Anne with an E.  @morrisonicpod  morrisonicpod@gmail.com

Jan 2, 2018

Pat and Pete celebrate the new year by going over individual player performances from a 2017 season that already feels like it was years ago.  Sorry.  Tweet at @morrisonicpod or email us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com.

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