Pete takes the reins and hosts an all stats special episode with Soccermetrics' Howard Hamilton and special co-host, everyone's favorite person to Ask a Ref about, McG! Pat didn't listen before posting because he was already late getting it uploaded so there's no more information about what's in the episode! I hope they didn't use any profanity! Tweet @morrisonicpod or email firstname.lastname@example.org.
NOTE: WE LOST THE LAST 5 MINUTES OF THIS POD BECAUSE PAT IS AN IDIOT. Pat helps Pete in his convalescence by talking about a pretty brutal loss at San Jose, then Pete cheers Pat up by saying some hopeful things about the Thorns and then we hope together that we don't get shellacked by slumping Atlanta. There was a decent riff about people wanting you to be sadder about something bad because it is a faster path to emotional intimacy, but then we realized the recording had cut off, so you'll have to take my word for the fact that it was pretty profound. Tweet at Pat @morrisonicpod or email us at email@example.com.
Pete comforts Pat on move-out day by recapping a (mostly?) adequate tie at Dallas, then they do a segment that would have been more effective if Pat could keep StubHub and SeatGeek clear in his addled brain, then finally a rushed preview of stupid San Jose. Tweet age appropriate dating advice at Pat @morrisonicpod and send validating fan mail to firstname.lastname@example.org
Pat calls Pete in Boston to complain about the Blazers, get the 411 on that win against Vancouver (7:30), talk MLS salaries (24:30) and learn a thing or two about this weekend's game against Dallas (34:00) Give Pat age appropriate dating suggestions @morrisonicpod or email@example.com
Pete makes Pat stay late at the office on a sunny Friday because he actually re-watched last weekend's poop fiesta, then some talk about Mallory Pugh, a plug for a book and some delusional Blazers talk. You paid nothing for this podcast. @morrisonicpod, firstname.lastname@example.org
Pat and Pete recap a stupid game against stupid SKC reffed by a stupid ref, then talk a little Thorns (24:30) before previewing what will hopefully be a more watchable game against (often stupid but not as consistently stupid) Vancouver (31:05).
Pete and Pat recap a 3-1 win against Philadelphia, celebrate what seems like a pretty good new CBA for the USWNT (16:25), talk easter eggs (25:20) and preview a home game against Pat's least favorite team, Sporting KC (28:25)
Pete & Pat accentuate the positive while discussing a disappointing 1-1 draw against New England, plug Nebraska's preeminent gravel century ride www.bohemianstomil.com (22:00), talk a little Thorns and USWNT (25:25) and preview next week's game against the Philadelphia Union (29:45) Tweet at us @morrisonicpod or email us at email@example.com.
Pat and Pete Skype from their cars to keep a promise, recap Columbus (1:58), share an ad for State Parks (24:30), preview New England (26:30) and share remarkably positive thoughts about Bruce Arena (35:40). Tweet at us @morrisonicpod or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Pete and & Pat apologize for being off schedule, relive the glory of the Houston game (1:30), rate some supplements (18:10) and preview Columbus (23:00). Please rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast and talk to Pat on Twitter @morrisonicpod. Oh yeah, and email us email@example.com.
Pete and Pat step out of the rain to recap a glorious (don't you dare say otherwise) 1-0 win against the Galaxy, Pat yells about US Soccer's directive on standing during the national anthem (22:30) and Pete previews this weekend's game against a surprisingly good Houston team (31:05). Tweet us @morrisonicpod or email firstname.lastname@example.org.
Pete and Pat celebrate a 5-1 win over mighty Minnesota, Pat issues a bunch of apologies for being dumb (19:40) and then Pete previews this weekend's game against LA (27:45). Tweet us @morrisonicpod and email email@example.com. Also go check out this episode of Racist Sandwich https://overcast.fm/+GivZXD76M!
Pat uses all his brain cells to tell Pete about the game he watched against LA, then Pete rates MLS strikers (9:05), an ad for Xera Plants (19:00), rate all MLS stadia (20:35) and preview the home opener against Minnesota (35:25). Tweet us @morrisonicpod or email us firstname.lastname@example.org.
Pat & Pete stay up way past their bedtimes to try to remember something, anything, about last week's match against the Whitecaps, then Pete recaps Porter's appearance on MLS Extratime Radio (8:00) and talks personnel moves around MLS (20:00) and the US U20s (29:00). Finally Pat ranks MLS primary jerseys (31:50). Please rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast, talk to Pat on Twitter @morrisonicpod and email us email@example.com!
Pat and Pete turn out a quick episode to talk about a 2-2 tie against Minnesota, encourage you to become a dues paying member of the 107ist, www.timbersarmy.org, (20:00), wonder why anyone wants to listen to Dwight Jaynes say everything sucks (23:15) and finally do the first ever Morrisonic jersey sponsor rankings (30:55) Please subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast, talk to Pat on Twitter @morrisonicpod and email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. And sign our very reasonable petition at https://www.change.org/p/don-garber-mls-address-implicit-racial-bias-in-refereeing
Pat and Pete do a quick episode to talk about a preseason match against RSL before they forget what happened. Surprise! Pat already forgot.
Pete and Pat dodge a blizzard to talk about an electrifying 1-1 tie vs. Seattle, give a big thank you to Portland's protesters (, talk a bit about MLS expansion and talk about a couple of developments in NWSL. Rate and subscribe on iTunes, listen on Overcast, tweet at Pat @morrisonicpod and email us at email@example.com. Sign our petition (https://www.change.org/p/don-garber-mls-address-implicit-racial-bias-in-refereeing)
SIGN OUR PETITION! (https://www.change.org/p/don-garber-mls-address-implicit-racial-bias-in-refereeing) Pat & Pete re-record a lost episode on implicit racial bias, the Timbers' first preseason game (20:15), the almost certain arrival of our mystery winger (34:00) and finally ask you to give some dough to groups protecting people's rights (37:15)! Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast and talk to Pat about the world going to hell @morrisonicpod. Also we have an email address now firstname.lastname@example.org! OH AND BY THE WAY SIGN OUR PETITION! (https://www.change.org/p/don-garber-mls-address-implicit-racial-bias-in-refereeing)
Pete and Pat set up in yet another new recording location to make sure any spill over from our Timbros cross over doesn't have to listen to the static-apocalypse that was last week's basement episode. We do a little draft update (4:50), talk preseason (7:00), discuss implicit racial bias among MLS refs (10:40), say good bye to Melano (18:50) and wrap up with ads for baskets and the Women's March on Saturday (24:00). Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast (https://overcast.fm/itunes1081280312/morrisonic-a-podcast-about-the-portland-timbers-mostly), talk to Pat on Twitter @morrisonicpod and now we have an email address! email@example.com
Pete and Pat meet in Pat's basement (so sorry for the even worse than usual audio quality) to talk about the 2017 schedule, the Timbers moving up in the draft to get Ebosisse (3:15) do some ads for Atlanta stuff including the TV show, Run the Jewels and Whores (28:55), discuss the DP rumor (31:40) and then call it a day. Tell your friends! Tweet at Pat @morrisonicpod, write us at firstname.lastname@example.org
Pete and Pat reconvene in 2017 to talk about all the players who arrived, who left, and who are still here despite all indications to the contrary! We also do some news from around the league (33:22) as well as a very depressing USWNT labor relations update (44:00) We also do an ad for Overcast and The Ezra Klein Show. Subscribe on iTunes, listen to us on Overcast and talk to Pat on Twitter @morrisonicpod if he ever breaks his self-imposed social media ban.
Pete humors Pat by listening to him talk about podcasts for almost exactly one hour! Make it to the end and win a prize! Slides available at http://traffic.libsyn.com/morrisonic/pod_presentation.pdf. Hit us up on Twitter @morrisonicpod if you want to discuss anything podcast-related.
(Sorry for the audio difficulties) Pete and Pat discuss rumors of Nagbe's and Porter's unlikely departures (2:10), review the new uniforms (15:30), plug Guardian Games and CloudCap Games (18:00), Ask a Nerd about goal scoring concentration (21:25), welcome known jerk Bruce Arena back (34:30) and talk USWNT strike prospects (37:20)
Pete and Pat try to make sense of the election, Pat restates his rules for listening, some nonsense about Ridgewell and Gleeson's DWIs that feel like they happened years ago, an ad for community banks!, a preview of a podcast about podcasts, some talk about the national teams and then some talk about the protests. Please be careful out there.
Pat and Pete quickly retire to Morrisonic world headquarters to process the pain of a season ending loss at Vancouver, plug the Portland Trailblazers (21:30) and take on some persistent myths that have finally been debunked or at least put on notice (24:40) Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast and talk to Pat on Twitter @morrisonicpod.