SIGN OUR PETITION! (https://www.change.org/p/don-garber-mls-address-implicit-racial-bias-in-refereeing) Pat & Pete re-record a lost episode on implicit racial bias, the Timbers' first preseason game (20:15), the almost certain arrival of our mystery winger (34:00) and finally ask you to give some dough to groups protecting people's rights (37:15)!  Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast and talk to Pat about the world going to hell @morrisonicpod.  Also we have an email address now morrisonicpod@gmail.com!  OH AND BY THE WAY SIGN OUR PETITION! (https://www.change.org/p/don-garber-mls-address-implicit-racial-bias-in-refereeing)

Pete and Pat set up in yet another new recording location to make sure any spill over from our Timbros cross over doesn't have to listen to the static-apocalypse that was last week's basement episode.  We do a little draft update (4:50), talk preseason (7:00), discuss implicit racial bias among MLS refs (10:40), say good bye to Melano (18:50) and wrap up with ads for baskets and the Women's March on Saturday (24:00).  Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast (https://overcast.fm/itunes1081280312/morrisonic-a-podcast-about-the-portland-timbers-mostly), talk to Pat on Twitter @morrisonicpod and now we have an email address! morrisonicpod@gmail.com

Pete and Pat meet in Pat's basement (so sorry for the even worse than usual audio quality) to talk about the 2017 schedule, the Timbers moving up in the draft to get Ebosisse (3:15) do some ads for Atlanta stuff including the TV show, Run the Jewels and Whores (28:55), discuss the DP rumor (31:40) and then call it a day.  Tell your friends! Tweet at Pat @morrisonicpod, write us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com

Pete and Pat reconvene in 2017 to talk about all the players who arrived, who left, and who are still here despite all indications to the contrary!  We also do some news from around the league (33:22) as well as a very depressing USWNT labor relations update (44:00)  We also do an ad for Overcast and The Ezra Klein Show.  Subscribe on iTunes, listen to us on Overcast and talk to Pat on Twitter @morrisonicpod if he ever breaks his self-imposed social media ban.

Pete humors Pat by listening to him talk about podcasts for almost exactly one hour!  Make it to the end and win a prize!  Slides available at http://traffic.libsyn.com/morrisonic/pod_presentation.pdf.  Hit us up on Twitter @morrisonicpod if you want to discuss anything podcast-related. 

(Sorry for the audio difficulties) Pete and Pat discuss rumors of Nagbe's and Porter's unlikely departures (2:10), review the new uniforms (15:30), plug Guardian Games and CloudCap Games (18:00), Ask a Nerd about goal scoring concentration (21:25), welcome known jerk Bruce Arena back (34:30) and talk USWNT strike prospects (37:20)

Pete and Pat try to make sense of the election, Pat restates his rules for listening, some nonsense about Ridgewell and Gleeson's DWIs that feel like they happened years ago, an ad for community banks!, a preview of a podcast about podcasts, some talk about the national teams and then some talk about the protests.  Please be careful out there.

Pat and Pete quickly retire to Morrisonic world headquarters to process the pain of a season ending loss at Vancouver, plug the Portland Trailblazers (21:30) and take on some persistent myths that have finally been debunked or at least put on notice (24:40) Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast and talk to Pat on Twitter @morrisonicpod.

Pat and Pete squeeze in a Friday afternoon show to recap a game against Saprissa, put in a plug for a concert on Monday by The Sword and a book by Ta-Nehisi Coates, and preview a must (mostly) win game against Vancouver!  Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast, talk to pat on Twitter @morrisonicpod.

Pat and Pete wander through the rain to recap a 1-0 win against Colorado, encourage Oregonians to get registered to vote at www.beregistered.org, preview a Wednesday CCL game against Saprissa and then ramble on about the potential sale of NWSL's FCKC.  Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast, and tweet at us @morrisonicpod.

Pete and Pat work as hard as they can in honor of anti-Columbus Day to preview Colorado (14:15), plug The People's History of the United States (22:25), recap the NWSL final (24:30) and ramble on about two US Senators asking MLS about payments to US Soccer (29:50).  Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast, tell Pat your deepest secrets on Twitter @morrisonicpod. 

Pat and Pete come to the office late on a Monday night to recap a loss to the Rapids, do an ad for Cross Crusade and River City Cycles (16:40) and recap the Thorns' crushing loss to Western NY (19:45).  Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast, tweet at us @morrisonicpod.

Pat and Pete recap a dramatic win over CD Dragon, do an ad for PICOC (16:20), talk about the debate (18:50), preview a game against Colorado (21:55), and talk Thorns (32:20).  Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast, and talk to Pat on Twitter @morrisonicpod. 

Pat & Pete prepare for the first presidential debate by recapping another road loss at Houston, doing an ad for nerds (19:59), mentioning again that the Thorns are awesome (21:35) and previewing a game at CD Dragon in El Salvador that makes them both very nervous (23:50).  Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast and talk to Pat on Twitter @morrisonicpod.

Pat and Pete get together late night to recap the game against Philly, lay the groundwork for what will be a much longer farewell to beloved Captain Jack, do an ad for Berlin Brewing and preview the game this weekend against Houston.  Rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast, talk to Pat on twitter @morrisonicpod. 

Pat & Pete come back for the third time in a week to talk about the loss to Saprissa, plug the upcoming Red Fang album (15:50) and preview Philadelphia (17:30).  Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast, talk to Pat on Twitter @morrisonicpod

Pete and Pat welcome Saprissa supporter and proud tico Eduardo Mendezto give us some info on the upcoming CCL game on Wednesday night.  No ad!  Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast, talk to Pat on Twitter @morrisonicpod!

Pat and Pete rush into the office to do the RSL recap (2:35) ahead of a Saprissa preview tomorrow, put in a plug for the outdoor school ballot initiative (20:35), refresh the playoff odds (22:35) and briefly sing the praises of the Thorns (27:35).  Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast and hit us up on 

Pete cheers Pat up discussing the defeat at Dallas, Pat sticks up for Jamie Goldberg (sort of), Pete explains that everyone else's DPs are somewhere between OK and terrible, and the Pete makes Pat scared about RSL.  Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast, hit us up on Twitter @morrisonicpod.

Pat and Pete bask in the glow of a 4-2 victory over Seattle (4:50), do some repeat ads (22:30), Ask a Nerd about playoff odds (25:45), preview Dallas (33:45) and talk about women's soccer (40:40)  Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast, follow us and talk to us on Twitter @morrisonicpod. 

Pat calls Pete from Bend for the last remote pod of the season (inshallah) to be sad about the game against Seattle, do an ad for the Oregon Humane Society (21:20) and then be nervous about another goddamn game against goddamn Seattle (22:58).  Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast, send us cute pictures of your pets on Twitter @morrisonicpod.

Pat & Pete brace for the ongoing heatwave while recapping the poopstorm in DC (2:30), do an ad for Roscoe's amazing photos (19:10), Ask a Nerd about the Playoffs (21:07) and preview a game against Seattle (30:00).  Subscribe on iTunes, listen on Overcast, hit us up on Twitter, @morrisonicpod.  

Pat & Pete reunite on a cold and rainy Tuesday to recap a 3-0 win over Kansas City (5:15) and a 2-1 squeaker over mighty CD Dragon (20:35), talk about NWSL attendance (24:05) and preview this weekend's game at DC United (36:45).  Plus Pat begs for a lead on a camper van! (49:05) This week's episode brought to you by RealtyShares!  Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast and hit us up on Twitter @Morrisonicpod.  

Pat calls in from Salida, CO to have Pete cheer him up about a miserable 1-0 loss to SKC, then we talk a little CCL (17:20), transfers (24:15), the $200m MLS expansion fee (31:15) and then do the most half-hearted preview ever of the rematch against SKC as the audio file starts to buckle under the strain (38:00).  Subscribe and rate us on iTunes, listen on Overcast, hit us up on Twitter @morrisonicpod.

Pete calls in one last time from vacation in Wisconsin to talk to Pat about the loss against LA (1:00), send our love to Nat Borchers (15:00) do an ambivalent ad for bike sharing(23:15) and then extend that ambivalence to the all star game (26:30), then preview the game against stupid Kansas City (30:10)! Rate us and subscribe on iTunes, listen on Overcast, hit us up on Twitter @morrisonicpod.