Pat calls Pete from Mexico City to point out that the world is being ruined by assholes. Also soccer. Also if you want to volunteer for our Hood to Coast team, email Pete at email@example.com or get him on twitter @morrisonicpod. Get off Facebook, they're largely responsible for this fuckery.
Look, there was a lot to cover and we only had 45 minutes and Pete refused to come over.
I have to go make dinner for my daughter. The info is in the title this week. firstname.lastname@example.org @morrisonicpod
WARNING: Pat swears on this one, because the Timbers organization deserves it. @morrisonicpod (that's Pete now!) or email email@example.com (still Pat)
It's a quick one, Pat needed to get home. @morrisonicpod firstname.lastname@example.org
Pat and Pete recap what was not like the worst Cascadia loss ever, then we talk some Blazers, build a starting 11 of Democratic primary contenders and then preview a Chars-less game in Houston. email@example.com or tweet @morrisonicpod
The Timbers are back . . . to MLS average!!! We'll take it! @morrisonicpod firstname.lastname@example.org
Pete and Pat scarf down lunch and talk through a very promising road win over Toronto, then Pat gives his all-time Blazers staring 11 and Pete finishes by telling us what to expect against RSL this weekend. Go Blazers! Tweet @morrisonicpod or email email@example.com
Pete lets Pat talk about Blazers and then sneaks in some MLS talk. @morrisonicpod firstname.lastname@example.org
It's a short one because a dog ruined the first take, but it's pretty good anyway! @morrisonicpod email@example.com
Pete and Pat finally have a game in which there is some flicker of good news and we spend most of it complaining about blown penalties. That's life. That's what all the people say. @morrisonicpod firstname.lastname@example.org
Pete makes Pat come to the office to talk about that absolute stinker of a game. Look, we had to record it. No one's making you listen to it. @morrisonicpod email@example.com
Pete and Pat do an actual honest to god quick one. Use this link to post public comment on freeway expansion. https://nomorefreewayspdx.com/publiccomment/
Pete calls Pat to talk about a game against the galaxy that we do not have high hopes for. Then . . . some other stuff. @morrisonicpod firstname.lastname@example.org
Look, I had to hold a mike the whole time and I couldn't look at my notes. Listen to the Cincinnati part and then bail. I won't get mad. @morrisonicpod email@example.com
Listen, Pete said we were in a hurry and it threw the whole thing off. I prepared for the US women's lawsuit for a long time but we put it off because of the rush, so if you're here for that come back next week. @morrisonicpod firstname.lastname@example.org. Stay off Facebook, those guys are assholes. Support local podcasts.
We gotta find a way to keep these things under an hour. BY like the 30 minute mark, Pat checked out completely. We'll try better next time. @morrisonicpod
There are like three swear words in here but your kids have heard worse. Got to the Soccer Touchdown party at Beulahland tomorrow at 3! @morrisonicpod email@example.com
Hey, it's your pal Pat here. I swore once halfway through the pod and I am too tired to find and bleep it. Consider yourself warned. Tweet @morrisonicpod Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org. Stay off Facebook, those guys are assholes.
Pat calls Pete from India where he is surrounded by happy families on vacation and is acutely aware of the wreckage that is his own personal life but thankfully almost immediately changes the subject to talk bout meaningless preseason games and some other crap. Get off social media people, those people don't love you. Email us email@example.com or tweet @morrisonicpod which will very soon be taken over by Pete.
Pat and Pete keep getting those pre-seasons reps. Pat's back on twitter for like another 3 days @morrisonicpod. Twitter is still bad for you and it's still run by idiots. Email us at firstname.lastname@example.org.
LISTEN I KNOW I SAID I WOULD PUT THE THEME SONG BACK IN BUT I LEFT THE BACKUP DRIVE AT WORK AND I'M TIRED. Email is at email@example.com. Stay off social media, those guys are assholes.