Pete and Pa do, I know we say this a lot lately, a very rushed preview of this weekend's game against San Jose and then some stuff that is even more rushed.  Thanks to Andy Freed and Justin (aka Hootie Smirf) for doing better prep on the #somepity allstars than we did.

Pat was in such a good mood following the 3-0 win over NYCFC that he completely forgot to eulogize his beloved 2017-18 Blazers, maybe next week.  We also nod in agreement at each other over @themkriz's question as to whether the Winterhawks appropriation of Native American iconography is OK (spoilers, it isn't) and the go around MLS! Email morrisonicpod@gmail.com and @morrisonicpod.

There's swearing in this one.  Apparently we swear now.  Pete lets Pat talk about the Blazers for like 25 minutes, and then about himself for like 25 minutes.  It really was a dream project.  There's like 2 minutes of soccer content at the hour mark, but if I were you, I would skip this one.  Although we establish in this one that I really am kind of a gloomy Gus.  This is Pat by the way.  Pat from Morrisonic.  @morrisonicpod morrisonic@gmail.com

Pete rushes back to the office to do - let's be honest - the most rushed pod in recent memory, but hey . . . . a win is a win and a Monday pod is better than a Friday one. @morrisonicpod morrisonicpod@gmail.com

 - - - - WARNING: I noted 3 f-bombs as we recorded this but could only find 2 to bleep when I edited. Then I found it at 1:53 but only after the original file was corrupted, so live with it. - - - -   Pat and Pete head straight back to the office after a crushing 3-2 collapse against the grossest franchise in soccer, then talk about cycling trainers and do a preview of what is sure to be a glorious victory over Minnesota in our home opener.  Pat's back on Twitter @morrisonicpod, and you can email us to get more info on Zwift (or anything else) at morrisonicpod@gmail.com.  Hail Hydra.

الحمد لله ! Pete is back in town so we can finally pod in the same room, and we use the time to review a tie on the road, go around MLS (19:45) and preview a game against Orlando, our new least favorite team in MLS (30:00).  Email us at morrisonicpod@gmail.com or tweet into a Pete-managed void @morrisonicpod.