Pat & Pete bask in the glow of Asprilla's return to the field and a much needed win over Vancouver. Then Pat the doofus dad informs the world that the Thorns are good and fun (Thanks Pat!) We preview Chicago without doing a scrap of preparation, and finally Pete hides under his desk while Pat wades into the "Portland Boys" controversy and attempts to lecture young people on what to do with their privilege. Subscribe on iTunes. Listen on Overcast. Follow on Twitter @morrisonicpod.